Thirteen agents. One league.

What each one does, what it will not do, and where the line is — on Pro Football, Basketball, Baseball, Hockey, Ultimate Fighting Championship. Agents assist. The GM's decisions stay theirs.

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The staff, in plain language.

Thirteen scoped agents. They run on this league's scoring and roster slots — NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, and UFC. They do not invent a second league. Five sit on the GM desk. Eight run in the engine. Use as many or as few as you want.

Pro Football · Basketball · Baseball · Hockey · Ultimate Fighting Championship

UFC rooms are six fighters, one captain at 1.5x, a bench of three, and a $50k cap. This page is the source of truth for what each agent is for. Point people here instead of summarizing from memory.

Shared rules

No agent invents scores, players, or house rules. Each one has its own knowledge base. They cannot read each other's files.

Advice, not a click

A recommendation is not a roster move. The GM still sets the lineup, files the claim, and sends the trade.

Format aware

Best Ball has no waivers. Guillotine cuts last place. Dynasty thinks in seasons. UFC fills a six-fighter card with one captain. Agents name the sport and the format and stay in both.

Do not mix these two

Trade Analyzer is not Matchmaking.

They both talk about "finding the right piece." They are not the same job. One runs after you have a roster. One runs before you have a seat.

Inside a league

Trade Analyzer

Grades a deal inside a league you already play. This scoring. These two rosters. This schedule. Then a counter the other GM can take.

You already have a team. Someone offered you a player, or you want to move one.

Before you join

Matchmaking

Places you into the right league before you join. Skill, competitiveness, format, open seats, friends already in the room.

You do not have a roster in that room yet. There is no trade to grade.

01 · Five on the desk

On your management team

Five agents you can put on the desk — NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, and UFC. Use as many or as few as you want. They assist. The GM's decisions stay theirs.

01 · On the desk

Roster Agent

Fills every starting slot before lock.

lineup

Projects this roster against the upcoming slate and warns GMs who are incomplete, on bye, or out. Empty slots score zero.

What it does

  • Fill every starting slot from this GM's live roster and this room's lineup slots.
  • Start/sit on this league's scoring, injuries, and bye weeks — not a national board.
  • In UFC rooms, set the six-fighter lineup (one captain at 1.5x) against this card. Sit cuts, suspensions, and weight-cut misses.
  • Remind GMs with empty or illegal lineups before lock. Healthy, complete clubs are left alone.
  • Explain each sit in one plain-language reason.

What it does not do

  • Does not add free agents or spend FAAB. That is the Waiver Wire Agent.
  • Does not grade a trade or suggest a counter. That is Trade Analyzer.
  • Does not speak on game day. Voice briefings are the Game Day Coach.
  • Does not run in Best Ball. That format auto-submits the highest-scoring legal lineup.

Boundary

This agent only starts players already on this roster. It will not pick up a free agent to fill a hole.

Also see: Waiver Wire AgentIf the hole is off the roster, Waiver Wire names the add. · Voice Game Day CoachCoach speaks the same lineup on game day. This agent is the setter. · Injury & Breakout ScoutScout flags the limp before lock; Roster Agent still has to sit that name.

02 · On the desk

Waiver Wire Agent

Personalized adds, drops, and FAAB.

waiver

Ranks the wire from holes in this lineup, bye weeks, league settings, and remaining FAAB — then names a drop and a bid this club can actually afford.

What it does

  • Rank free agents against holes in this lineup, not against raw point totals on the wire.
  • Name one add, one drop, and a FAAB bid that fits remaining budget and the reserve.
  • Stream bye-week gaps without emptying the budget on a one-week DST.
  • In UFC rooms, add a healthy fighter on this card and drop a cut, a suspension, or a weight-cut miss.
  • In Guillotine rooms, treat dumped rosters as the week's most important wire.

What it does not do

  • Does not start the player it just recommended. Roster Agent still has to slot them.
  • Does not grade a trade for a player already on another roster. That is Trade Analyzer.
  • Does not invent free agents who are not actually available in this league.
  • Does not run in Best Ball. There are no adds after the draft.

Boundary

Bids never exceed remaining FAAB. A recommendation is advice. The GM still files the claim.

Also see: Roster AgentWaiver fills the hole. Roster Agent starts the name. · Trade AnalyzerIf the player is already rostered, you are in a trade, not a claim. · Injury & Breakout ScoutScout names who just became available and who is too hurt to stream.

03 · On the desk

Trade Analyzer

Every deal, on your scoring, for your roster.

trade

Grades a proposed trade inside a league you already play — this scoring, these two rosters, this schedule — then suggests counters the other GM can actually take.

What it does

  • Grade a proposed swap between two clubs already in this league.
  • Use this room's scoring, both live rosters, positional holes, and the upcoming schedule.
  • Suggest a counter the other GM can accept — including 2-for-1s and FAAB sweeteners when that is legal here.
  • In dynasty, price youth, taxi, and future picks. A 2027 first can outweigh a one-week RB.
  • In UFC rooms, grade fighter swaps on DK/FD scoring and discount cuts, suspensions, and weight-cut issues.

What it does not do

  • Does not place you in a league. That is Matchmaking, and it happens before you join.
  • Does not file or accept the trade. The GMs still have to send it.
  • Does not use national ranks as the grade. This room's scoring is the grade.
  • Does not invent players who are not on these two rosters.

Boundary

Trade Analyzer grades deals inside a league you already play. It never recommends a room, a join code, or a new seat. If you are choosing which league to join, you want Matchmaking.

Also see: Matchmaking AgentDifferent job: Matchmaking finds the room. This agent grades a deal once you are in it. · Waiver Wire AgentUnrostered names are a claim, not a trade. · Chat ModerationLopsided or collusive trade talk is flagged to the commissioner, not graded here.

04 · On the desk

Draft Agent

Sits next to you in the war room.

draft

Builds a board from this league's roster slots, keepers, and auction budget — then adapts live while you are on the clock.

What it does

  • Build a queue from this room's scoring, roster slots, keepers, and remaining picks.
  • Work snake, auction, and slow-draft clocks. Reach/value in one line while you are on the clock.
  • Inflate keepers and dynasty youth correctly. ADP is a hint, not the law.
  • Grade the board against the rest of the room when the draft is over.
  • In UFC rooms, queue fighters under the $50k cap. Captain salary is 1.5x. Nine rounds: six starters plus three bench.

What it does not do

  • Does not pick for you unless you confirm. You still own the pick.
  • Does not run waivers after the draft. That is Waiver Wire — and Best Ball has none.
  • Does not invent players outside this draft pool.
  • Does not mix a redraft board into a rookie or startup dynasty draft.

Boundary

The draft is the war room. Once the last pick is in, this agent sits down. In-season adds are a different desk.

Also see: Roster AgentAfter the draft, Roster Agent starts a legal eleven — or six fighters in UFC. · Injury & Breakout ScoutInjuries after the draft change stacks and taxi, not the pick that already happened.

05 · On the desk

Commissioner Agent

The office that never sleeps.

commissioner

Runs house business: balanced schedules, parity suggestions, collusion flags, and professional weekly recaps from this league's constitution.

What it does

  • Build and apply a balanced home-and-away schedule from this room's team list.
  • Suggest rule tweaks for parity (FAAB, median scoring, playoff size) when the standings spread.
  • Flag collusion and lopsided or repeat trades to the commissioner — not to the league chat.
  • Write a professional weekly recap from live scores and the constitution. Office memo, not a blog.
  • In UFC rooms, recap the card — finishes, captains at 1.5x, and who sat. Still office memo, not trash talk.

What it does not do

  • Does not set anyone's lineup, bid FAAB, or accept a trade.
  • Does not write memes or trash talk. That is Content's desk.
  • Does not invent final scores, settings, or rules that are not in this constitution.
  • Does not take a GM's side in a protest. It reports; the commissioner decides.

Boundary

This is the league office. It executes house business as written. It does not play anyone's team.

Also see: Chat ModerationModeration watches chat and DMs; the commissioner is who receives the flag. · League Content CreatorContent writes chirp. Commissioner recaps stay professional. · Support AgentSupport answers GMs so this office can watch the games.

02 · Eight in the engine

In the engine

Eight more agents run behind the five. Chat Coach and Support are on every package. The rest come with higher plans or stay on for the office.

06 · In the engine

Chat Coach

Ask anything about your league.

chatcoach

The main conversational AI. Plain-English answers from live league data plus this agent's rules, scoring, and history. If it is not in the data, it says it does not know.

What it does

  • Answer scoring, waiver, standings, and house-rule questions in one thread, in plain English.
  • Stay inside the asked scope: my team, the league, or both.
  • Cite the constitution or live data. Refuse when the answer is not there.
  • Name the format. In Best Ball, it will not tell you to set a lineup or bid FAAB.
  • In UFC rooms, answer DK/FD scoring, the captain at 1.5x, and who is on this card — not bye weeks.

What it does not do

  • Does not invent scores, players, or rules.
  • Does not trash-talk. That is Content.
  • Does not read another agent's RAG.
  • Does not file a lineup, a claim, or a trade. It can send you to the desk that does.

Boundary

Chat Coach is the conversation. It never operates the league. Included on every package so a GM can always ask.

Also see: Support AgentJoin codes and billing are Support. 'Who do I start?' is here or Roster Agent. · Roster AgentA start/sit answer here is still advice. Roster Agent is where the lineup is set.

07 · In the engine

Support Agent

Answers GMs so you can watch the games.

support

Handles rules questions, join-code issues, and billing grace notices with the same data the office uses. Does not change scores.

What it does

  • Answer rules, join-code, invite, and billing-grace questions from this constitution and live data.
  • Explain the 30-day free month and what happens when a card is required.
  • Escalate a dispute to the commissioner with the full transcript.
  • Sit with superadmins during a support session without taking ownership of the tenant.
  • In UFC rooms, explain six fighters, one captain, the $50k cap, and that FAAB is not the default.

What it does not do

  • Does not change scores, rosters, or standings.
  • Does not take sides in a protest.
  • Does not invent join codes, dollar amounts, or house rules.
  • Does not replace Chat Coach for 'who should I start?' That is a roster question, not a support ticket.

Boundary

Support explains how the office works. It never operates the office. If it is not in the constitution or live data, it says it does not know.

Also see: Chat CoachChat Coach answers league and roster questions. Support is join codes, billing, and how-to. · Commissioner AgentDisputes escalate here, with the transcript.

08 · In the engine

Voice Game Day Coach

Hands-free from lock to whistle.

coach

Spoken, hands-free briefing during games: empty slots, then injuries, then start/sit. Short sentences that work on a phone speaker.

What it does

  • Speak a briefing in this order: empty slots, then injuries, then start/sit.
  • Refresh while games are on. If the slate is clean, say so and stop.
  • Obey mute, lock-window, and injury preferences from this GM's profile.
  • In Best Ball, recap who auto-scored. Never tell them to fill a slot.
  • In UFC rooms, speak empty slots, then cuts/suspensions/weight-cut, then start/sit on this card.

What it does not do

  • Does not file the lineup. Roster Agent is the setter; this is the speaker.
  • Does not recap the week, write chirp, or take a protest.
  • Does not invent injuries or statuses.
  • Does not talk if you muted lock or injury callouts.

Boundary

Coach is a voice. It never submits a lineup and it never spends FAAB. Hands-free from lock to whistle — then it stops.

Also see: Roster AgentSame advice, two jobs: Roster Agent writes it, Coach speaks it. · Injury & Breakout ScoutScout is the source for the limp. Coach only reads what is already on the board.

09 · In the engine

Injury & Breakout Scout

Sees the limp and the leap before the ticker does.

scout

Reads player news, injury reports, and usage stats from the feeds Super Admin turned on, then flags early injury risk and breakout candidates.

What it does

  • Flag injury risk and breakout names with one sourced reason.
  • Lead with players this club owns, then the wire, unless roster-only is on.
  • Say so when feeds disagree. No hype.
  • In Guillotine, treat a questionable starter as a last-place risk, not a sleeper story.
  • In UFC rooms, flag cuts, suspensions, and weight-cut / missed-weight issues before the card.

What it does not do

  • Does not sit the player. Roster Agent still has to move them.
  • Does not invent injuries, statuses, or names that are not on the board.
  • Does not send pre-lock sit reminders in Best Ball. Injuries there change remaining-season stacks.
  • Does not stream a replacement. That is Waiver Wire.

Boundary

Scout is a watch. It never files a lineup or a claim. If the feeds are off, it has nothing to say.

Also see: Roster AgentScout flags the limp. Roster Agent sits the name. · Waiver Wire AgentA dumped or injured starter is a wire problem once they are off a roster. · Voice Game Day CoachGame-day voice only repeats what Scout already put on the board.

10 · In the engine

League Content Creator

Writes the week — recaps, memes, highlights, and chirp.

content

Builds a weekly pack from real scores and this commissioner's voice: recap, meme, highlight, trash-talk. Heat stays in this agent's namespace.

What it does

  • Write a weekly pack — recap, meme caption, highlight blurb, and trash-talk prompt — from live scores.
  • Match the commissioner's uploaded voice and past examples.
  • Keep heat pointed, never personal, never about appearance or family.
  • Auto-generate when the commissioner advances the week, if that toggle is on.
  • In UFC rooms, write fight recaps and trash talk about finishes, control time, and captains — never FAAB.

What it does not do

  • Does not write the official office recap. That is Commissioner, and it stays professional.
  • Does not invent finals, injuries, or trades.
  • Does not tell GMs to set a lineup in Best Ball.
  • Does not pile on a Guillotine cut. The cut is house business.

Boundary

Content is the chirp desk. It never moves a roster, and it never speaks for the league office.

Also see: Commissioner AgentOffice recaps vs chirp. Two voices on purpose. · Chat CoachChat Coach never trash-talks. That stays here.

11 · In the engine

Command Center

Every club, every sport, one desk.

command

Reads every team you own across leagues and sports, then names overall strengths, holes, and where to spend attention this week. Never mixes one league's points into another.

What it does

  • Show every club this operator owns on one desk, named by team and sport.
  • Call out which rooms need a lock, FAAB, or a draft, and which can wait.
  • Keep each league's scoring to itself. NFL PPR is not mixed into an NBA build or a UFC card.
  • In dynasty, think in seasons — taxi, rookies, future picks — not only Sunday.
  • Name UFC clubs as UFC. A fight card is not a bye week and it is not PPR.

What it does not do

  • Does not set a lineup or file a claim. It points at the desk that should.
  • Does not mix one league's points into another league's ranking.
  • Does not recommend a new league to join. That is Matchmaking.
  • Does not treat a Guillotine last-place week as optional work.

Boundary

Command Center is a portfolio manager. It never plays a single club and it never shops you into a new room.

Also see: Roster AgentCommand says which lock window is first. Roster Agent fills that club. · Matchmaking AgentFinding a new seat is Matchmaking, not this desk.

12 · In the engine

Matchmaking Agent

Right room, right people, before you join.

matchmaking

Recommends public or private leagues from your skill, preferred competitiveness, playing style, and friends — before you have a roster in that room.

What it does

  • Rank open public seats and private rooms where friends already play.
  • Match on skill, competitiveness, playing style, sport, and format — and say the format out loud.
  • Skip any league you already run.
  • Keep private join codes private unless you already have a friend in that room.
  • Rank UFC rooms (six fighters, captain, salary cap) next to NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL. Name the sport out loud.

What it does not do

  • Does not grade a trade, a roster, or a FAAB bid. You are not in the league yet.
  • Does not sit next to you in a draft. That is Draft Agent, after you join.
  • Does not expose a private join code to strangers.
  • Does not send a waiver hawk into Best Ball, or a set-and-forget GM into Guillotine, without saying so.

Boundary

Matchmaking places you into the right league before you join. It never grades a deal, a lineup, or a waiver claim. If you already have a roster in the room, you want Trade Analyzer — not this agent.

Also see: Trade AnalyzerDifferent job: Trade Analyzer grades deals inside a league. This agent only runs before you join. · Command CenterCommand manages clubs you already own. Matchmaking finds the next seat.

13 · In the engine

Chat Moderation

Watches DMs and league chat so the commissioner does not have to.

moderation

Monitors member and league chat, flags collusion and suspicious trade talk to the commissioner only, and can suggest a fair counter from live rosters.

What it does

  • Watch member DMs and league chat when those scans are on.
  • Flag collusion, veto pacts, dumping, and prize-splitting to the commissioner only.
  • When trade talk is lopsided, suggest a fair counter from the two live rosters.
  • Keep private DMs off the public feed.
  • In UFC rooms, flag fighter-swap gifts the same way as a dumped WR — to the commissioner only.

What it does not do

  • Does not mute, kick, or punish anyone. The commissioner acts on the flag.
  • Does not grade a formal trade offer the way Trade Analyzer does. That is a different desk.
  • Does not expose private DMs to the league.
  • Does not take sides in a protest.

Boundary

Moderation is an investigator. It reports. It never runs the league and it never plays a team.

Also see: Commissioner AgentFlags land on this desk. The office decides. · Trade AnalyzerA real offer is graded by Trade Analyzer. Chat about a gift is this beat.

The line

Agents assist. You decide.

Thirty days with the full staff. Then pick a package. You can turn any agent off. Going it alone is allowed — and the point, if you want it to be.